WordFaery

Ever notice that when shit gets rolling at work, it gets very difficult to avoid being run over?

This day started out with a simple “let’s be mad at the idiots” and progressed rapidly to “let’s GET the idiots.” 

My point of view on all of this is, I don’t care who you decide to go after, just do it quietly so I can get on with my work.

(sigh)

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy “Will you marry me?”

The guy said, “No” and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The End