World’s Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy “Will you marry me?”
The guy said, “No” and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.
The End
July 5th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
I knew a girl who farted whenever she wanted anyway. I did not marry her.