World’s Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy “Will you marry me?”

The guy said, “No” and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The End

One Response to “World’s Shortest Fairytale”

  1. SoonerThought Says:

    I knew a girl who farted whenever she wanted anyway. I did not marry her.

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